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 The worry of flights may be a common syndrome. Frequent fliers might not be paying an excessive amount of heed to pre-flight announcements and safety demonstrations however heaven is aware of what percentage folks our petrified once the smiling attender courteously points out however square measure probabilities of survival could also be accrued. And if you have got recently scan Arthur Hailey\'s \'Airport\' or seen the flick, then it might be higher to travel on tracks or on the road.

Though the trend has not caught on in Republic of India, in several different places in-flight safety lectures and announcements square measure generally flavored to a small degree humorously and a few quantity of well that means teasing. This typically helps to unwind true a trifle. Here square measure some classic samples of flight-wit; it\'s for you to determine however effective these square measure.

§ On a Continental Flight with a really “senior” attender crew, the pilot aforementioned, “Ladies and gentlemen, we\'ve reached cruising altitude and can be turning down the cabin lights. this is often for your comfort and to reinforce the looks of your flight attendants.”